Imagine You're Drowning, And Someone

Be More Assertive With What You Want To Do.

Bacon Is Like The Opposite Of Medicine. It's Like, "take That, Lipitor."

No One Goes Into Standup To Make Money. The Frustration And Rejection Are Just Too Much.

On Myspace ... The Whole Demographic Of The Stand-up Comedy Fan Has Changed. It's Like An Indie Band Thing. People Think They've Discovered You.

I Initially Signed Up For Twitter Just To Do Jokes I Wasn't Going To Do In My Stand-up Routine.