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I'm Sure Hitler Was Great With His Family.

I Think Of Shock As Kind Of An Uptown Form Of Surprise. Comedy Is Filled With Surprise, So When I Cross A Line... I Like To Find Out Where The Line Might Be And Then Cross It Deliberately, And Then Make The Audience Happy About Crossing The Line With Me.

The More Syllables A Euphemism Has, The Further Divorced From Reality It Is.

By And Large, Language Is A Tool For Concealing The Truth.

I Don't Have Hobbies; Hobbies Cost Money. Interests Are Quite Free.