But Wait!!! You Make It

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.

As It Stands Right Now, I Lead Richard Pryor In Heart Attacks, Two To One. However, Richard Still Leads Me, One To Nothing, In Burning Yourself Up.

I'm Kinda Like Herpes, I Just Keep Coming Back.

I Became A Guy Who Wanted To Be A Comedian Someday, Or A Comic Actor. The Way I Put It Was, I'll Be Like Danny Kaye. He Was Kind Of The Model I Had In Mind.

Thall Shall Keep Thy Religion To Thy Selves.