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I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was Accepted!!

When I Was Growing Up And Listening To Bands Like The Dave Clark Five, The Groove Was What Initially Got Me Going. I Really Like That Funky, Heavy Groove.

I Wanted A Gibson Type Sound, But With A Strat Vibrato ... I Bought A Body From Charvel For $50.00 And A Neck For $80.00 - I Slapped It Together, Put An Old Gibson Paf In It And Painted It Up With The Stripes

I Played 'eruption' Two Times For The Record, And We Kept The One That Seemed To Flow ... There's A Mistake At The Top End Of It Whenever I Hear It, I Always Think, Man I Could've Played It Better ... But I Like The Way It Sounds. I'd Never Heard A Guitar Sound Like That Before.

Sometimes I Just Want To Lick David Lee Roth In The Nuts