I'm The Clown You Take

Stop Trying To Find Something In Food That Will Make You Feel Better. I Used To Have Eating Disorders; I'd Binge And Purge All The Time: Fried Oysters, Po' Boys, Muffulettas, Beignets, Coffee And Doughnuts. I Tried To Medicate Myself With Food When People Made Fun Of Me Or Hit Me With A Bat In School. I'd Always Turn To Food.

My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox. I Own Thousands And Thousands And Thousands Of Songs.

I Have Loved Deeply. I Have Lost Intensely. I Will Never Love Again. I Get That Love By People Who Care For Me.

My Persona Has Always Been What A Man Was Never Supposed To Be. Outrageous, Gregarious, Crazy, Silly, Funny.

Comedy, Not Screaming At Someone, Can Make Someone Lift Their Legs Higher. There Is A Way To Do A Push-up And A Sit-up, And It Doesn't Have To Be So Complicated. Everyone Is Putting A Difficult Twist To It And Making You Do Way Too Much.