I'm Surrendering Myself To The

Your Business Clothes Are Naturally Attracted To Staining Liquids. This Attraction Is Strongest Just Before An Important Meeting.

I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!

I Used To Be Stupid But I've Turned That Situation Around 360 Degrees.

As A Fan, I'm Distraught, But As A Cartoonist Looking At New Vacant Spaces In 2400 Newspapers, Well, Behind Me, My Cats Are Dancing A Conga Line.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I Did It Right The First Time.