I'm Surrendering Myself To The

This Happens To Me: I Have This Great Idea And Then I Make The Mistake Of Telling Someone Else.

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

The Amount Of Energy Spent Laughing At A Joke Should Be Directly Proportional To The Hierarchical Status Of The Joke Teller.

I Can't Bring Myself To Believe In A God With A Personality Like My Own. I Base That On The Paucity Of Lightning Attacks On People Who Deserve It.

When Virtual Reality Gets Cheaper Than Dating, Society Is Doomed.