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In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car.

Dilbert: I'm Obsessed With Inventing A Perpetual Motion Machine. Most Scientists Think It's Impossible, But I Have Something They Don't. Dogbert: A Lot Of Spare Time? Dilbert: Exactly.

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I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

It Is Better For Your Career To Do Nothing, Than To Do Something And Attract Criticism.