I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.

I'm Not A Person Who Embraces Challenges. I Run From Challenges. I Break World Records Running From Challenges.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

Sure, Being A Reservist Wasn't As Glamorous, But I Was The One Who Had To Look At Myself In The Mirror.