I'm Such A Blonde. It

I Have To Go... Drop Some Kids In The Pool.

This Week It's Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches, Toasted. And Then, I'll Put Some Salt On My Hand Like I'm Taking A Tequila Shot And Then Take A Bite Of The Sandwich.

We Were Going To Have An All-day Drinking Binge. Gonna Ride Our Bikes, Hang Out... Do Naughty Things. But I Started Feeling This Overwhelming Guilt.

Being A Musician - It's Easier For Me To Date An Athlete. There's Too Much Competition [with A Musician]. There's Too Much Know-it-all Pop Star.

I Had Doors Slammed In My Face As A 14-year-old Because My Boobs Were Too Big.