The Average Person Expels Flatulence

Twenty-three Is Old. It's Almost 25, Which Is Like Almost Mid-20s.

I Am The First Person To Go To Barnes & Noble And Buy The New Self-help Book. I Like To Fill Out The Surveys, Then I Get My Friends' Opinions On How I Answered To See If I Was Being Honest With Myself Or Not.

I'm A Woman Who Wants Her Chocolate.

I Made Sure No Butt Cheek Hung Out. You Know, The Original Daisy, Catherine Bach's Shorts Were Shorter Than Mine.

There's Nothing Worse Than Being Disappointed In Somebody.