I'm Still Looking To Write

We Were Pretty Good Mates Until The Beatles Started To Split Up And Yoko Came Into It. It Was More Like Old Army Buddies Splitting Up On Account Of Wedding Bells.

When We Were Kids Growing Up In Liverpool, All We Ever Wanted To Be Was Elvis Presley.

But You Know, As A Kid I Would Have Thought Of A Vegetarian As A Wimp.

To This Day, If I Ever Meet Grownups Who Play Ukulele, I Love 'em.

If I Were Dead, I Would Be The Last To Know.