If I Were Dead, I

I Knew The Words To 25 Rock Songs, So I Got In The Group. Long Tall Sally And Tutti-frutti, That Got Me In. That Was My Audition.

My Record Producer [david Kahne] Said The Major Record Labels These Days Are Like Dinosaurs Sitting Around Discussing The Asteroid. They Know It's Going To Hit. They Don't Know When, They Don't Know Where It's Coming From. But It's Sort Of Hit Already. With Itunes, And All Of That.

So, If I'm Cooking, I'll Be Steaming Vegetables, Making Some Nice Salad, That Kind Of Stuff.

You See, My Mother Was A District Nurse Until She Died When I Was 14, And We Used To Move From Time To Time Because Of Her Work.

John's Time And Effort Were, In The Main, Spent On Pretty Honorable Stuff. As For The Other Side, Well, Nobody's Perfect, Nobody's Jesus. And Look What They Did To Him.