I'm Still Going To Disney

I Just Thank God For Dennis [rodman], Cause He Makes Me Look Like A Saint.

I Never Would Say A Player Stinks. Ever. I'll Tell You Their Team Stinks, And First Of All, They Know Their Team Stinks. And The Fans Know Their Team Stinks.

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.

I Know A Lot Of People Did A Lot Of Heavy Lifting To Make Me Successful And I Do Everything In My Power Not To Screw It Up.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.