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I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A Deep Voice And The Most Amazing Pecs.

I Think That Without Sushi There Would Be No David Hasselhoff, Because Sushi Is Like The Perfect Way Of Describing The Insides Of David Hasselhoff. He Is Like A Protein, Clean And Easy. That's How I Feel About Myself.

Over In The Uk And In Wales, It's Nice To Turn On The Tv And See Baywatch.

I Feel Like Elvis. Only Alive.

If You're Not In The Game, You Can't Hit A Home Run.