I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac

Over In The Uk And In Wales, It's Nice To Turn On The Tv And See Baywatch.

If You're Not In The Game, You Can't Hit A Home Run.

I'm Six Foot Four, An All-american Guy, And Handsome And Talented As Well!

I Started Training For Musicals Since I Was A Boy.

I Grew Up In Chicago, And There Was Always Snow. In Los Angeles There Never Was, So We Would Always Import Snow!