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When I'm Going To See A Comedian, I Don't Want To See Them Hold Back, And When I'm Reading A Book, I Don't Want To Hear An Abridged Version.

Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not A Journalist.

I Have A No-apology Policy. No Apologies For Jokes. I Apologize In My Real Life All The Time. I Say Ridiculous Things, I Make Mistakes Constantly. But When I'm On Stage, I'm At A Microphone It's A Joke!

I'm Not Always In That Good With Middle-aged Heterosexual Men.

I Love To Work. I Love Doing Standup.