I'm Relaxed About My Career.

I Took My Portrait That Kaufman Did Of Me Home From The Saturday Night Live Tv Set.

The Best Way You Hurt Rich People Is By Turning Them Into Poor People

Seventy-five Years. That's How Much Time You Get If You're Lucky. Seventy-five Years. Seventy-five Winters, Seventy-five Springtimes, Seventy-five Summers, And Seventy-five Autumns. When You Look At It Like That, It's Not A Lot Of Time, Is It? Don't Waste Them. Get Your Head Out Of The Rat Race And Forget About The Superficial Things That Pre-occupy Your Existence And Get Back To What's Important Now.

The Economy In Ireland Has Been Rampaging Ahead For The Last 15 Years. Barring An International, Political Or Natural Catastrophe, Things Can Only Get Better For The Irish.

Over The Past 50 Years Bob Hope Employed 88 Joke Writers Who Supplied Him With More Than One Million Gags, And He Still Couldn't Make Me Laugh.