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I've Made 30 Movies And For The Most Part My Movies Work. In A Business Where Success Is An Exception And Not The Rule, I've Mostly Been Successful.

I'd Like To Produce, Direct, Write, Score, And Star In A Film In Exactly The Way Chaplin Did. I'll Do That Before I'm Thirty.

This Is A Regional Fair That Attracts People From The Surrounding Counties And From Further Distances. The Fair Draws People From As Far Away As Albert Lea, Owatonna And The Twin Cities.

You Know You Can't Just Run And Shoot People In The Knee-caps With Double Barreled Shotgun 'cause You're Pissed At Them.

The Other Day I Got Out The Shower And I Bend Down To Reach For A Towel, And I Felt A Sharp Pain In My Chest. Shot Through My Chest And Up Around My Shoulder And Down My Spine. I Thought 'oh, Lord.' I Thought I Was Dying. I Bent Over And Looked, And I Was Standing On My Own Titty.