I'm Pretty Good At Weaseling

I'm Not A Super Emotional Person, So That's One Reason I Love Acting - It Makes Me Deal With Myself In That Kind Of Way.

With Stand-up, It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. If The Audience Claps Because They Love Your Movies, That Clapping Stops After Five Seconds, And Then It's Your Job To Make Them Laugh.

My People Would Love It If I Smiled More, If I Was More 'approachable.'

Improv Is So Different, It's Such A Collaborative Thing, You're Working With Other People, Nothing Is Planned And It's Kind Of This Community Mentality, Whereas Stand-up, You're Alone And It Was Really Hard.

I'm Too Awkward To Date, I Think. I'm Kind Of All Or Nothing, You Know? Either Put A Baby Inside Of Me Or Leave Me Alone.