I'm Not That Smart, But

The Doobie Brothers' 'what A Fool Believes' Makes Me Want To Move. And I Still Haven't Gotten Over The Macarena. Who Has?

Anytime That The Arizona Cardinals Play Football, I Scream At The Top Of My Lungs At The Television. And I Have Certain Dances That I Do.

I Was Just 17 Years Old And Had To Get Some New Friends To Actually Sign Up For Me To Get Electricity And Utilities Because I Wasn't Even Old Enough To Have Things Like That.

Don't Bother Tellin' Me What I've Got Comin' In The Morning... I Already Know. I've Got Some Feel Good Pills And A Red Gatorade By My Bed, Ready To Go!

I Think You Have To Be Willing To Take A Bullet For Somebody If You're Going To Stand Up There, Take Your Vows, And Be Married To Them For The Rest Of Your Life.