I'm Not Sixty, I'm "sexty.

I Believe In My Cosmetics Line. There Are Plenty Of Charities For The Homeless. Isn't It Time Someone Helped The Homely?

Songwriting Is My Way Of Channeling My Feelings And My Thoughts. Not Just Mine, But The Things I See, The People I Care About. My Head Would Explode If I Didn't Get Some Of That Stuff Out.

I Do Have A Few Little Tattoos, But They Were Mostly Done To Cover Scars Because I'm So Fair.

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

You Don't Need To Buy Expensive Cosmetics; Almost Anything Will Do If You Know How To Apply It.