I'm Not Really This Rock'n'roll

I Play A Female Indiana Jones, A Professor Who Hunts Down Precious Objects, Like A Bowl That Belonged To The Buddha. They Tailored The Role To Me: I Wanted To Be Smart, Funny, And To Kick Some Ass.

I Had Been Gullible, Naive, Soft, Pliable. That's Why I Got Taken Advantage Of. To Survive, You Have To Have A Tough Skin.

Doors Open Because You're Beautiful, But I Wouldn't Cultivate Beauty To The Exclusion Of Brains.

The Kids All Knew Me From Wayne's World. The Grown-ups Knew Me After True Lies.

I Slipped At A Bus Stop; I Went One Way And My Hair Went The Other. That Was The End Of My Wig.