I'm Not 100% Nice All

I Don't Like It When People Don't Know The Difference Between Their, They're, There.

English Suspenders Not American. Could You Imagine? Just A Pair Of Knickers And Some Suspenders. I Don't Know. How Would You Wear That? I Think This Is Kind Of A Cute First Date Look. A Mini Sixties Ossie Clark Inspired Mini Dress With A Pair On Your Trotters.

I Do Date Quite Small Men. And One Large Man! Just One.

If My Boyfriend Finds Me Sexy, Then I Don't Need That Kind Of Male Attention From Anyone Else.

Looking Effortless Takes A Lot Of Effort. When I Get New Converse I Dedicate Some Time At Home To Shoving Mud On Them So They Don't Look Squeaky Clean.