I Do Date Quite Small

I Actually Love...well I Love Both Of Them [paris Hilton Or Britney Spears] But I Really Love Paris Hilton. I Interviewed Her Once, She Had A Record Coming Out. She Was Djing And Promoting That. It Was Actually Only A Couple Of Years Ago. She Had Her Persona In Tact When I Was Interviewing Her And Then After We Broke She Came For A Cigarette With Me And I Just Found It So... She's So Intelligent And Interesting And Obviously Is Playing The Game.

Looking Effortless Takes A Lot Of Effort. When I Get New Converse I Dedicate Some Time At Home To Shoving Mud On Them So They Don't Look Squeaky Clean.

We've Had Distressed Edges. We've Had Culottes. We've Had High Waisted Jeans, We've Seen The Heralding Of The New Bootcut Back Again. I'm So Sorry To Say This To You, But The Only Way Forward Is Ultra-hipsters, You Know? Like Super-low Cut, Low-rider Jeans, To The Extreme.

Listen, The Idea That I Might Be A Fashion Soothsayer Is Very Flattering But Completely Inaccurate.

I Don't Like It When People Don't Know The Difference Between Their, They're, There.