I'm Not Elitist. I Like

Even If I Screw Up In My Personal Life, As Long As I'm Not Destroying Myself, I Just Think, "okay, I Screwed Up." I'm Not Mother Theresa.

I Find Impressionists Slightly Annoying, Really.

I Always Think That, Even When People Behave Badly, If You Like Something Deep Inside Them, Then There Is A Tiny Bit Of Nobility - They Wish They Could Be Good.

I Enjoy Comedy But It Can Become Wearisome.

Actually The Best Thing I Did Was To Get Thrown Out By My Wife. She's Living With A Fitness Instructor. He Drinks That Yellow Stuff In Tins. He's An Idiot.