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Convoy? Michael, You're Hanging Around With A Man Who Uses A Collective Term For A Single Vehicle.

I'm A Huge Fan Of Jack Lemmon, He Was Someone Who Managed To Tread That Line Between Comedy And Tragedy And Sometimes Give Very Big Performances, But They Were Never Over-demonstrative And They Were Never Not Based On A Kind Of Real Truthful Human Being.

To Me, Most Theatre Looks Ridiculous. I Find It Very Difficult To Do. Personally, If I Ever Try To Do Serious Stuff, I Always End Up Looking Like An Asshole, So I Might As Well Try And Do Comedy, Because I'm Good At That.

There's Never Any Graffiti In The Hotel. Although In The Gents A Couple Of Weeks Ago I Did See Someone Had Drawn A Lady's Part. Quite Detailed. The Guy Obviously Had Talent.

Even Great People Are Always Slightly Disappointing, Which Is Generally What Makes Them Interesting.