I'm Not Cynical When It

My Girlfriend And I Went To A Dinner Party The Other Night And We Ended Up Playing Charades. There Was Another Couple There That Was Deaf. They Were So Good.

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.

Head Gear, Plus Acne Equals...table For One In The Cafeteria.

People Are Trying To Prove Things. And I Probably Have That. I Probably Do. Probably Guilty Of It, In A Way.