I'm Not A Shill For

As For My Own Truncated Secondary Education, My Head Was In The Clouds As My Mom Would Say, Or If You Asked My Father, Up My Ass.

My Wife Is Jewish, And Therefore, It's My Children's Birthright To Be Jewish.

[my Son] Will Have A Fairly Stable Future. Not One Where The Schoolyard Talk Is Whose Father Grossed $8 Million On His Last Picture.

Ironic That In Order To Do My Life's Work, I Had To Quit My Day Job.

My Whole Life, Meeting People Is Like A Blind Date, Because I Feel Like They've Already Seen The Video On Me.