I'm Not A Lawmaker, But

Small Businesses Are Important, But So Are Tiny Businesses.

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.

99.99% Of All Castles In America Are Located In Fish Tanks.

I Got Into Stand Up Just To Do Stand Up Because I Love Stand Up.

I'm In A Weird Position, Because I Like Rainbows, But I'm Not Gay. So Whenever I Go Out Wearing A Rainbow Shirt, I Have To Put "not Gay." But I'm Not Against Gays, So Under That I'll Have To Put "... But Supportive." It's Weird How One Group Of People Took Refracted Light. That's Very Greedy, Gays.