I'm Naturally A Mousy Blonde,

Just Like My Straight Friends, I Am Repeatedly Asked When I Plan To Have Kids, And Have Been Told Many Times, By Various Branches Of My Bloodline, That "even Lesbians Can Have Babies These Days."

Do I Ever Think Gossip Will Be Really Massive In America? No, I Don't Think It'll Happen - And That's Fine. It's Kind Of Nice Because I Get To Experience Everything At Once. I Get To Come Home And It Not Be Weird, Like In Paris Or Something. It Is Nice To Be Completely Anonymous.

I'm On A Diet. It's Very Strict: All Hot Dogs. Just Sausages, Constantly. It's Working Out - I've Gained Fifteen Pounds!

A Few Years Back, When My Style Was "punk Grandma", I Picked Up An Amazing Pair Of Sandals - Orthopaedic Ones, With Really Thick Soles. I've Given Them Away To A Friend Now, Because These Days My Look Is More "1980s Substitute Teacher Gone Wild."

Aretha Franklin Was A Teenage Mom, A Musician Who Came From An Incredible Christian Background, And Where There Was A Lot Of Love, Which Is Really Inspiring In A Feminist Way.