I'm Leaving The Screen Because

All My Dogs Have Been Scamps And Thieves And Troublemakers And I've Adored Them All.

We Relish News Of Our Heroes, Forgetting That We Are Extraordinary To Somebody Too.

At 50, You Need To Laugh About Your Age. If You Don't, Everybody Else Will Do It For You. Happy Birthday, Old Chum!

Our House Was Always Filled With Dogs... They Helped Make Our House A Kennel, It Is True, But The Constant Patter Of Their Filthy Paws And The Dreadful Results Of Their Brainless Activities Have Warmed Me Throughout The Years.

Age Is Not Important Unless You're A Cheese.