I'm Keith," He Said, "and

I May Have Been A Complete Lunatic, But I Was A Complete Lunatic With Manners.

I Still Have A Whopping Bad Case Of What You Call Scag Magnetism. I Thought I Had Gotten Rid Of It There, But It Looks Like Scary Guys Still Materialize From Thin Air In My Presence. They Are Drawn To Me. I Am The North Pole, And They Are The Explorers Of Love.

Well, What Now? You Have No Job. I Have No Job. Wanna Play Jenga?

I Am A Mass Of Contradictions.

Hey! Jack The Wanker! Over Here! I Want Your Autograph!