I'm Just Dandy, I Got

I Used To Think That You Could Get To A Level Of Success Where The Laws Of The Universe Didn't Apply. But They Do. It's Still Life On Life's Terms, Not On Movie-star Terms. I Still Have To Work At Relationships. I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.

I Want To Live Fast And Die Young.

I Live In A Van Down By The River.

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.

In The Land Of The Skunk The Man With Half A Nose Is King!