I'm Just Dandy, I Got

I Was In The Pritikin Center In Santa Monica Once, Trying To Lose 30 Or 40 Pounds In A Month. I'd Work... On A Treadmill And With The Weights, But It Was Driving Me Nuts. So I Escaped. Tom Arnold Picked Me Up And We Went To Le Dome And Had Tons Of Desserts.

Once I Thought That If I Just Had Enough In The Bank, If I Had Enough Fame, That It Would Be All Right. But I'm A Human Being Like Everyone Else. I'm Not Exempt.

I Live In A Van Down By The River.

Basically, I Only Play One Character; I Just Play Him At Different Volumes.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.