I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush

We Were Making Love In The Back Of A Truck And We Got Carried Away.