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I Ain't Never Been In No Cell That Had A Phone In It. Can I Stay For A While? I Ordered Some Pizza.

You Can't Let The Good Things People Say Make You Feel Too Good, Because You're Going To Let The Bad Things Make You Feel Bad.

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

You Know You Can't Just Run And Shoot People In The Knee-caps With Double Barreled Shotgun 'cause You're Pissed At Them.

I Want A Woman Who Can Arouse My Intellect As Well As My Loins.