You Know You Can't Just

The Other Day I Got Out The Shower And I Bend Down To Reach For A Towel, And I Felt A Sharp Pain In My Chest. Shot Through My Chest And Up Around My Shoulder And Down My Spine. I Thought 'oh, Lord.' I Thought I Was Dying. I Bent Over And Looked, And I Was Standing On My Own Titty.

Flowers Are The Fastest Way To A Woman's Heart. Well, Actually, The Fastest Way Is Through Her Rib Cage, But Flowers Are A Lot Less Messy.

The Thing About Kids Is That They Express Emotion. They Don't Hold Back. If They Want To Cry, They Cry, And If They Are In A Good Mood, They're In A Good Mood.

I Spent My 30s Fixing Everything I Broke In My 20s.

I Took My Portrait That Kaufman Did Of Me Home From The Saturday Night Live Tv Set.