I'm Going To Live Forever,

And There's This Place Called College! I Mean, They Want You To Care, Dig It, Care About This Education Trip, And They Don't Care Enough Themselves To Make It As Attractive As The Crap Game Across The Street!

In 1971, After Seven Years In College, With That Magic Piece Of Paper Clutched Triumphantly In My Fist, The Best Job I Was Able To Get Was Night Watchman On A Sewer Project In Babylon, N.y. Guarding A Hole In The Ground To Prevent Anyone From Stealing It. God Bless The American Educational System!

You Know What Gives Me The Courage To Keep On Living? The Courage To Love Myself A Little? It's Having A Whole Bunch Of Friends Who Really Give A Goddamn. When You Share Pain, There's Less Of It, And When You Share Joy, There's More Of It.

Pain Shared Is Pain Lessened; Joy Shared Is Joy Increased. Thus Do We Refute Entropy.

Man, You're No Smarter Than Me. You're Just A Fancier Kind Of Stupid.