I'm Glad To Be Here

I Discovered I Scream The Same Way Whether I'm About To Be Devoured By A Great White Shark Or If A Piece Of Seaweed Touches My Foot.

I'd Just Like To Say That I Have A Personal Disgust For Small Dogs, Like Poodles. I Have Some Serious Physical Problems With Them. Everything About Them Means I Must Kill Them. I Must.

I'm Not God But If I Were God, ¾ Of You Would Be Girls, And The Rest Would Be Pizza And Beer.

I Feel I Have A Responsibility To Myself, A Responsibility To Explain Where We're Coming From. Because A Song Or The Performance Of A Song Is A Lot Like A Work Of Art.

We Take It For Granted We Know The Whole Story - We Judge A Book By Its Cover And Read What We Want Between Selected Lines.