I'm Busy And That's The

My Life Has Been, I Suppose, The Most Incredible Series Of Highs And Lows.

Critics Called Me 'egregious' - I Had To Look That One Up - And 'creepy', But Now I Don't Read Them, I Weigh Them.

I've Got Wealth And Fame But I Haven't Changed My Roots.

Prison Widens Your Circle Of Friends. In My Stand-up, I Can Now Talk About Things That No One Else Has The Right To Touch.

I Was Thinking - If We Get A Cell With A Trouser Press, We Can Make Cheese Toasties.