I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

I’d Rather Have The Thieves Than The Neighbors - The Thieves Don't Impose. Thieves Just Want Your Things, Neighbors Want Your Time.

Switzerland Is A Place Where They Don't Like To Fight, So They Get People To Do Their Fighting For Them While They Ski And Eat Chocolate.

I Once Stopped To Pick Up A Girl, And Then There Was This Creepy-looking Guy Standing Behind The Bushes Waiting To Jump Out And Get In, Too. So I Just Quickly Drove Away.