I'm An Armchair Kind Of

I Couldn't Really See The Point Of Having Lunch Unless It Started At 1:00 And Ended A Week Later In Monte Carlo.

It's Worth Turning Up To An Awards Gig If You Know You've Won One But, Since You Never Do Know, It's Not Worth It.

I Like Doing Things I Haven't Learnt About Yet. I've Always Been Interested In Art, And I Love Doing Art.

I Am 54 And Age Is Slowly Writing Itself On My Face.

If You Want To Write Something Of Length, However Modern And Radical, You Must Live The Life Of An Elderly Gentleman Of The 1950s.