I Am 54 And Age

If You Want To Be Happy For A Short Time, Get Drunk Happy For A Long Time, Fall In Love; Happy Forever, Take Up Gardening.

It Was Julie Burchill Who Decreed That, Beyond A Certain Age, A Man Should Not Be Seen In A Leather Jacket.

The Outfits Come And Go But There Is A Constant That I Like About The Catwalk Model: The Snotty Expression.

About Every Four Years, Someone Says To Me, "i've Got A Friend Who Looks Exactly Like You." What Can You Say To This?

Ninety-eight Per Cent Of Laughter Is Nothing To Do With Jokes, Which Do Not Deserve To Bear The Weight Of All The Funny Stuff In The World.