I'm Always Just Waiting For

Sometimes I Pretend To Be An Octopus. But Then People Are Like ‘darren What’re You Doing?’ And I Just Sit There And Laugh Because They’re Not Cool Enough To Be An Octopus And I’m Just Like ‘hah You’re Just Jealous Because You’re Not An Octopus.’

I Like Orange And Blue Together, But I Would Never Wear Them.

I'm Very Specific And Ambitious In Plotting Out My Goals And Never Take No For An Answer - So It's Not Like Things Just Fall In My Lap.

I Never Thought I Would Meet Mariah Carey, But I Really Never Thought I'd Be Introduced To Her By Whitney Houston. She's Like, "hey, Baby, This Is Mariah." I'm Like, "i Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here."

Fashion Is About Owning Whatever You're Wearing, Regardless Of If It's A High Fashion Statement Or Not.