I'm Afraid Sadiq Khan Is

I Love Tennis With A Passion. I Challenged Boris Becker To A Match Once And He Said He Was Up For It But He Never Called Back. I Bet I Could Make Him Run Around.

My Ideal World Is, We're There, We're In The Eu, Trying To Make It Better.

Dark Forces Dragged Me Away From The Keyboard, Swirling Forces Of Irresistible Intensity And Power.

My Chances Of Being Pm Are About As Good As The Chances Of Finding Elvis On Mars, Or My Being Reincarnated As An Olive.

I Lead A Life Of Blameless Domesticity And Always Have Done.