I'm Actually Not On Twitter.

Did You Know That The Institution Of Marriage Was Created When The Average Person Lived To The Age Of 30?

A Few Years Ago I Was At A Party And This Guy Threw Me Over His Shoulder, Ran Across The Street, Put Me In His Car, And Stuck His Tongue In My Mouth.

If You Are Not Feeling Good About Yourself, Then You Work Out. But You Do It For You.

Y'know What? This Is What I Go By: It Doesn't Matter How Good-looking A Guy Is, It Just Depends On His Personality. If A Guy Can Make You Laugh And Make Fun Of You, Then That's What Would Win Me Over. So, Yeah.

You Can Tell A Lot About A Person From His Underwear.