A Few Years Ago I

I Know I Look Super Young. I Was Flying Back Home Into Lax The Other Day And The Security Guard At The Airport Stopped Me And Said, ‘honey, Where’s Your Family?’ And I’m Like, I’m 31!

Did You Know That The Institution Of Marriage Was Created When The Average Person Lived To The Age Of 30?

I Definitely Have Family On The Brain.

A Few Years Ago I Was At A Party And This Guy Threw Me Over His Shoulder, Ran Across The Street, Put Me In His Car, And Stuck His Tongue In My Mouth.

My Daily Beauty Regimen Consists Of Washing My Face Before Bed And Putting On Moisturizer.