I'm About As Normal As

I'm Certainly Not A F**king Fashion Consultant. Don't Call Me If You Want To Know How To Dress. I Just Rap. That's All I Really Know How To Do.

Me And Marcus Allen Went Over To See Nicole We Heard A Knock At The Door, Must Have Been Ron Gold' Jumped Behind The Door, Put The Orgy On Hold Killed Em Both And Smeared Blood On The White Bronco

Slim Shady: Hotter Then A Set Of Twin Babies In A Mercedes Benz, With The Windows Up When The Temp Goes Up To The Mid 80's.

Fame Hit Me Like A Ton Of Bricks.

If I Said In One Of My Songs That My English Teacher Wanted To Have Sex With Me In Junior High, All I'm Saying, Is That I'm Not Gay, You Know? People Confuse The Lyrics For Me Speaking My Mind. I Don't Agree With That Lifestyle, But If That Lifestyle Is For You, Then It's Your Business.