I'm A Walker. I Enjoy

My Hell Is Going To Be The Stairmaster Wing Of Dante's Inferno, Where They're Gonna Tape My Feet To The Pedals And The Only Music I Get Is Michael Bolton Karaoke Style.

You Can't Have Cinema By Committee If You're Trying To Do It Well.

I'm Not Religious Anymore, But I Think It's Like Papal Infallibility, Which Is A Ridiculous Man-made Tenet, Like What I Believe Most Religious Tenets To Be, Are Man-made After The Fact.

Blood May Be Thicker Than Water, But It Is Still Sticky, Unpleasant And Generally Nauseating.

Sage Advice? If You're Drunk, Stay Away From The Phone. You Can't Get The Answering Machine Message Back.