I'm A Really Good Swimmer.

When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.

There's Always Going To Be Someone As Funny As You Or Funnier.

I Don't Even Consider Myself An Impressionist, Really.

By The Time I Was Ready For College, I Didn't Know What I Wanted To Do. I Think I Secretly Wanted A Show Business Career, But I Was Suppressing It.

No Matter How Much You Screw Up Your Life, You Can Fix It.