I'm A Ninja! I Like

Raising A Daughter Is Hard Work. There's No Other Way To Describe It For Me.

People Really Love 'madea' Movies And Get A Kick Out Of Them. They're Phenomenally Successful. People Get Excited When A New One's Coming Out.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.

I Do Date Quite Frequently.